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What. The. Fuck.

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#1 · Aug 5, 10:54 AM
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@"BarrNone55" said: What. The. Fuck.
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#2 · Aug 5, 12:48 PM
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Different strokes for different folks, but yikes....

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#3 · Aug 5, 12:52 PM
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I'll give her credit for sticking around when Kurt was bagging groceries...but...jebus...

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#4 · Aug 5, 12:58 PM
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I actually like her hair...  but I'm kind of a freak like that.

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@"BarrNone55" said: I'll give her credit for sticking around when Kurt was bagging groceries...but...jebus...
She had something like 6 kids. I doubt guys were beating down her door for a date....  With that said. When she had the long blonde hair.....  WOW.  
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There are aliens among us! She's always looked pretty much that way. When you hear their life story, I think she has been a good wife and mother and also served her country in the Military. Sounds like a good woman.
Guess you can't judge a book by it's cover sort of deal.

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@"jargomcfargo" said: There are aliens among us! She's always looked pretty much that way. When you hear their life story, I think she has been a good wife and mother and also served her country in the Military. Sounds like a good woman. Guess you can't judge a book by it's cover sort of deal.
No true - this is what she looked like when he played in Arizona. It was like a different person - she dolled all up in the desert. She's older than Kurt by a few years too.

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They have been married for 20 years so obviously they are doing something right regardless of hairstyle. Her hair is funky but she works it. I like that it's practically white. It's badass and rebellious. She is outside the box and doesn't care what people think.

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@"Wetlander" said: I actually like her hair...  but I'm kind of a freak like that.

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Yeah, I don't mind the hair. I like edgy women. And I REALLY don't like piling on the looks of women as they age. That's a cheap shot. But I'll say this: I thought she was mannish looking even 20 years ago. Just gives me the icks. But I've seen Samantha Ponder look like that on occasion, too, so maybe I'm just nuts. Incredible dimples, but her mannish bone structure says she isn't going to age well. 

I do admire the Warners a lot though. Good people, good marriage. 

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#10 · Aug 5, 5:14 PM
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Forget the hair. Look at those eyes, and the way the brow is raised. She looks absolutely insane. I don't mean "bunny boiling on the stove" insane, but "the earth is flat" insane. 

The hair is just the canary in the coal mine.

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#11 · Aug 5, 8:48 PM
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The Warners are pretty amazingly good people.
Everything we preach about beleiving in yourself and making your dreams come true while remaining humble.
You can bag on her looks...  but really, they've kept it together 20 or so years...  they should be admired.

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#12 · Aug 5, 9:20 PM
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I used to call her the Wire Haired Man Goblin... She's always looked to me like she belongs in one of the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movies.

I hate sniping people's looks, but given that I've always called her WHMG, I'm clear...

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#13 · Aug 5, 10:04 PM
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She's always been an easy target for folks.  I respect her for being herself.  Not a hairstyle I would choose for my wife though LOL

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#14 · Aug 6, 10:23 AM
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A different hairstyle would probably give her a softer look. But, I'm not married to her so I guess my opinion shouldnt matter to her or Kurt.

She's always been a little edgy with her looks, she probably wears it better than some and not as good as a few women out there.

Saying that, I do prefer a linger hair style. 

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#15 · Aug 6, 1:05 PM
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I keep waiting to hear... beep beep!  ;) 

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#16 · Aug 6, 5:39 PM
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Looks like Cruella de Ville, from 101 Dalmations

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#17 · Aug 6, 11:55 PM
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I wish I knew how to post a picture.  I'm thinking velociraptor.

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