OT: Dad Joke Thread....
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I always love a good dad joke...Post one up if u got one.
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A man is running away from a lion, and is about to be eaten. He drops down to his knees and begins to pray.
"Lord, LORD! Please turn the heart of this lion Christian ..." He stops, and hears behind him the lion praying.
"Lord, bless this food I am about to eat ..."
Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger!
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Jan 9, 8:06 AM
Jan 9, 2026 8:06 AM
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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated...
She made an appointment for next Tuesday
edited Feb 11, 2026 9:50 AM
Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger!
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