Forum The Longship OT: Golf $$$$

OT: Golf $$$$

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https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/pga-tour-strikes-deal-with-ssg-for-3b-investment-amid-ongoing-merger-talks-with-saudi-pif-per-report/

Golf TV ratings are always garbage and its even worse year over year.....yet here comes the money. I get it with LIV: its sports washing. This? Must be the 'merger' talks, lol. Its such a niche sport. And I say this as a golfer. 

#1 · Jan 31, 7:46 AM
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Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?

#2 · Feb 1, 5:50 AM
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@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:

#3 · Feb 1, 6:16 AM
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:




Paulina is one of many hotties that pro golfers are hooking up with.  Apparently those little frail golf boys that are too scared to play football do quite well as grown ass men, playing a sport that pays them millions for going to exotic vacation type locations year round, when it comes to pulling tail.

#4 · Feb 1, 9:13 AM
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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:




Paulina is one of many hotties that pro golfers are hooking up with.  Apparently those little frail golf boys that are too scared to play football do quite well as grown ass men, playing a sport that pays them millions for going to exotic vacation type locations year round, when it comes to pulling tail.


Yep. The only hot chicks at any of the bigger PGA golf tournaments are the wives/girlfriends of the players. Otherwise its dudes in hats, polos, shorts and Bud Lights.

#5 · Feb 1, 9:48 AM
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:




Paulina is one of many hotties that pro golfers are hooking up with.  Apparently those little frail golf boys that are too scared to play football do quite well as grown ass men, playing a sport that pays them millions for going to exotic vacation type locations year round, when it comes to pulling tail.


Yep. The only hot chicks at any of the bigger PGA golf tournaments are the wives/girlfriends of the players. Otherwise its dudes in hats, polos, shorts and Bud Lights.


I would suggest you watch the Phoenix Open,  the crowd gets a little more Happy Gilmore and the gallery gets a little more visually friendly.

#6 · Feb 1, 9:58 AM
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:




The PGA doesn't want or need the Kardashian light Paulina. What it needs is players to fill the Tiger/Phil rivalry void. Of course in retrospect those guys turned out to be more like Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire. Peel back the onion a little and they turned out to be really weird and ugly people. Sooo...I. guess it's back to the lineup of faceless lawn jart champs, who think white pants, white belts, and highly flammable shirts are smart choices.

#7 · Feb 1, 10:02 AM
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IDK, sure looks like she knows how to properly grip a shaft…  ;) :p  

#8 · Feb 1, 11:05 AM
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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:




Paulina is one of many hotties that pro golfers are hooking up with.  Apparently those little frail golf boys that are too scared to play football do quite well as grown ass men, playing a sport that pays them millions for going to exotic vacation type locations year round, when it comes to pulling tail.


Yep. The only hot chicks at any of the bigger PGA golf tournaments are the wives/girlfriends of the players. Otherwise its dudes in hats, polos, shorts and Bud Lights.


I would suggest you watch the Phoenix Open,  the crowd gets a little more Happy Gilmore and the gallery gets a little more visually friendly.


Been to the Phoenix Open , a really good time.

#9 · Feb 1, 5:28 PM
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@"1VikesFan" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: Maybe one of stars could start dating Taylor swift?  Fantasy golf takes off?
If this can't bring the boys in from the yard to watch golf, nothing will....and it hasn't. She goes to a lot of tournaments, saw her at the formerly Honda Classic in West Palm Beach. Dustin Johnson's wife and daughter of Wayne Gretzky:




Paulina is one of many hotties that pro golfers are hooking up with.  Apparently those little frail golf boys that are too scared to play football do quite well as grown ass men, playing a sport that pays them millions for going to exotic vacation type locations year round, when it comes to pulling tail.


Yep. The only hot chicks at any of the bigger PGA golf tournaments are the wives/girlfriends of the players. Otherwise its dudes in hats, polos, shorts and Bud Lights.


I would suggest you watch the Phoenix Open,  the crowd gets a little more Happy Gilmore and the gallery gets a little more visually friendly.


Been to the Phoenix Open , a really good time.


Maybe not so much this year, sounds like a complete shit show:

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