Forum The Longship OT: Florida Man

OT: Florida Man

MaroonBells
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So I did this and got...
Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His CadillacThis you, Sticky? 

#1 · Jul 26, 10:40 AM
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@"MaroonBells" said: https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1684174613654167556?s=20

So I did this and got...
Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His CadillacThis you, Sticky? 


Yes, its the only way the Lord can see me in all the traffic on I-95. 

#2 · Jul 26, 12:18 PM
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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
You do need to be carefull

#3 · Jul 26, 8:23 PM
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Here's mine:

Florida Man Hits Sleeping Roommate on Head with a Skillet for Being a “Confidential Informant”

#4 · Jul 26, 9:38 PM
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Florida man bites K-9.

Guy was naked, smeared in mud, high on meth, making bird noises while wandering in a creek carrying a flashlight.  He then hid under a mobile home, then punched a cop, made a run for it and didn't slow down even after being hit with a stun gun. They chased him through the woods, found him on all fours making growling noises, and he bites their dog.

I have to ask, was that you Sticky?

#5 · Jul 27, 2:42 AM
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