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I buy random Viking jerseys for Xmas

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Lol, for a quite a few years Ive been buying random low end or old/vintage jerseys and giving them out as Christmas gifts to my Vikings family. (usually I filter lowest first on auction sites)

I just scored a NOS Onterio Smith jersey for $40. I might have to keep that one because its to funny. 

Got any other ideas of good enough Vikings that they printed a jersey for them but bad enough that it funny/sad?

#1 · Dec 3, 8:01 PM
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@"AGRforever" said: Lol, for a quite a few years Ive been buying random low end or old/vintage jerseys and giving them out as Christmas gifts to my Vikings family. (usually I filter lowest first on auction sites)

I just scored a NOS Onterio Smith jersey for $40. I might have to keep that one because its to funny. 

Got any other ideas of good enough Vikings that they printed a jersey for them but bad enough that it funny/sad?


Does it come with a whizzinator?

#2 · Dec 3, 8:50 PM
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@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said: Lol, for a quite a few years Ive been buying random low end or old/vintage jerseys and giving them out as Christmas gifts to my Vikings family. (usually I filter lowest first on auction sites)

I just scored a NOS Onterio Smith jersey for $40. I might have to keep that one because its to funny. 

Got any other ideas of good enough Vikings that they printed a jersey for them but bad enough that it funny/sad?


Does it come with a whizzinator?


Beat me to it Waterboy lol

#3 · Dec 3, 9:46 PM
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in keeping with the “whizzinator” theme,

get a Shaincoe

#4 · Dec 3, 11:23 PM
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https://woodbridgecollectibles.com/products/fred-smoot-signed-vikings-jersey

#5 · Dec 4, 6:04 AM
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#6 · Dec 4, 6:50 AM
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@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said: Lol, for a quite a few years Ive been buying random low end or old/vintage jerseys and giving them out as Christmas gifts to my Vikings family. (usually I filter lowest first on auction sites)

I just scored a NOS Onterio Smith jersey for $40. I might have to keep that one because its to funny. 

Got any other ideas of good enough Vikings that they printed a jersey for them but bad enough that it funny/sad?


Does it come with a whizzinator?


It was advertised as the player with the whizzinator. 

#7 · Dec 4, 6:58 AM
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You can still buy a whizanator. 

https://whizzinator.com/

#8 · Dec 4, 6:59 AM
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Im leaning towards Mitch Berger. Who doesn’t need a punters jersey. 

#9 · Dec 4, 7:07 AM
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I dare you to get a Gary Anderson and wear it to a home game.

#10 · Dec 4, 8:52 AM
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Goodwill is a good place to find jerseys here. I found my mom both a Moss and Carter. Goodwill is great find because Target sends stuff there and people that move or break up send their stuff there. 

#11 · Dec 4, 11:30 AM
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@"Vikergirl" said: Goodwill is a good place to find jerseys here. I found my mom both a Moss and Carter. Goodwill is great find because Target sends stuff there and people that move or break up send their stuff there. 
I grabbed a nice Randall jersey at Goodwill. I got a really nice Jeff George a few years back. 
#12 · Dec 4, 12:14 PM
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@"HappyViking" said: I dare you to get a Gary Anderson and wear it to a home game.


ooftta. Low blow man, low blow. 

I only see one on ebay. Its white and I much prefer purple. 

#13 · Dec 4, 12:22 PM
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I can sell you a dark purple beautiful

Herschel Walker

#14 · Dec 4, 12:50 PM
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@"Skodin" said: I can sell you a dark purple beautiful

Herschel Walker


ouch, the man who lost us a decade and can’t currently speak coherently.

 Size and $$??

#15 · Dec 4, 1:45 PM
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I had a closet full of jerseys. Sold some last year at Christmas and was going to take pics and ask which ones you wanted.
Without me knowing it, my wife took them to the Goodwill about 3 months ago. She said, “You never wear them anymore, I figured you didn’t want them.”

Sorry, had a Culpepper, Randle, Carter, Robert Smith, E.J. Henderson, Cunningham among others, would have given them to you cheap. 

#16 · Dec 4, 4:48 PM
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@"MaroonBells" said:
I bought one of those and the airmailed it.  Package missed my house by a block.
#17 · Dec 4, 7:12 PM
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@"Vanguard83" said: in keeping with the “whizzinator” theme,

get a Shaincoe


It didn't fit in the packaging.

BTW, I have an old dark purple B Johnson #14.  

#18 · Dec 4, 7:14 PM
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I have a beautiful Jared Allen - You know its good when its blue and made in China

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