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https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/03/19/sean-payton-tests-positive-for-covid-19/

EDIT: I should clarify.  I am ASSUMING that he'll be fine, since he doesn't seem to be at risk.  I wouldn't be "happy" about this if I thought he was in any real danger.  It's supposed to be a joke.

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#1 · Mar 19, 2:40 PM
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Hmmmm.  And not VD?

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#2 · Mar 19, 2:41 PM
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If Sean is on the board, this will add to the vomiting and diarrhea:

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#3 · Mar 19, 2:43 PM
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@"StickyBun" said: If Sean is on the board, this will add to the vomiting and diarrhea:


Now that was reminiscent of the Pearson push off...

Kidding, kidding..

Seriously, best wishes to Payton for a full recovery.

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#4 · Mar 19, 2:49 PM
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@"purplefaithful" said: Now that was reminiscent of the Pearson push off...

Kidding, kidding..

Seriously, best wishes to Payton for a full recovery.


You're a better man than me, PF...  I won't be wishing him shit.  Lol

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#5 · Mar 19, 2:57 PM
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I thoroughly dislike Sean Payton from his stupid ass visor to his toes.  That being said, I hope he recovers promptly and completely.  I'm just getting too old to not understand most people have family and others that rely upon them for happiness.  I also think even db's like Payton have some qualities that make me wish them well.  I just hope he gets healthy and we throttle his ass by an avg of 60 points the next ten times we play him.

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#6 · Mar 19, 3:10 PM
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@"Wetlander" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: Now that was reminiscent of the Pearson push off...

Kidding, kidding..

Seriously, best wishes to Payton for a full recovery.


You're a better man than me, PF...  I won't be wishing him shit.  Lol


I'm a firm believer in Karma...

I cant put that out in the universe.

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#7 · Mar 19, 3:13 PM
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So...

how are people like Sean Payton, NBA, NHL & Hollywood stars getting tested so quickly? Here in MN there is no way to get a test unless you are in the hospital, on your deathbed...

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Another case in point (3/19):
(CNN)Actor Daniel Dae Kim says he's been diagnosed with coronavirus, which he believes he contracted while in New York City filming the television series "New Amsterdam."
In a 10-minute video posted to his Instagram page, Kim, known for his roles on "Lost" and "Hawaii 5-0," said he developed a scratchy throat while flying back to Hawaii to be with his family after filming on the series was halted due to the pandemic. 

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#8 · Mar 19, 3:30 PM
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@"purplefaithful" said: So...

how are people like Sean Payton, NBA, NHL & Hollywood stars getting tested so quickly? Here in MN there is no way to get a test unless you are in the hospital, on your deathbed...

Edit: Another case in point (3/19): (CNN)Actor Daniel Dae Kim says he's been diagnosed with coronavirus, which he believes he contracted while in New York City filming the television series "New Amsterdam." In a 10-minute video posted to his Instagram page, Kim, known for his roles on "Lost" and "Hawaii 5-0," said he developed a scratchy throat while flying back to Hawaii to be with his family after filming on the series was halted due to the pandemic. 

Straight cash homey!  ;) 

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#9 · Mar 19, 3:49 PM
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@"Wetlander" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: Now that was reminiscent of the Pearson push off...

Kidding, kidding..

Seriously, best wishes to Payton for a full recovery.


You're a better man than me, PF...  I won't be wishing him shit.  Lol


I'd be wishing him shit. Surprise in the middle of the night, can't quite make it to the toilet in time shit.

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#10 · Mar 19, 4:19 PM
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@"Wetlander" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: Now that was reminiscent of the Pearson push off...

Kidding, kidding..

Seriously, best wishes to Payton for a full recovery.


You're a better man than me, PF...  I won't be wishing him shit.  Lol


Fuck Sean Payton!

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#11 · Mar 19, 8:59 PM
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@"Riphawkins" said:
@"Wetlander" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: Now that was reminiscent of the Pearson push off...

Kidding, kidding..

Seriously, best wishes to Payton for a full recovery.


You're a better man than me, PF...  I won't be wishing him shit.  Lol


Fuck Sean Payton!

You first... I'll stand by and see what you catch B)

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#12 · Mar 19, 11:17 PM
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I guess I gotta pay the bounty I put up for someone to get the bastard sick

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