Some real Viking news. Two Coke Cans Kalil getting divorced
Talk about a gift and a curse -- Sports Illustrated model and influencer Haley Kalil is opening up on what led to her divorce from NFL player Matt Kalil ... saying his size caused a serious issue in their sex life.
Kalil -- who got divorced from the former Pro Bowler in 2022 -- shared the intimate details on a stream with Marlon Garcia.
(more....a lot more at the link)
https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/05/haley-matt-kalil-sex-life-caused-divorce-nfl/
Cardi B on line 2...
Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger!
purplefaithful wrote:
Cardi B on line 2...
The entire Kardashian family on line 3..
It's probably more likely that as part of their divorce settlement, he had her say that to get some more cash, but maybe...
The largest human penis ever measured in the entire world was about exactly "2.8 Coke Cans" in size (1 can in girth).
medaille wrote:
It's probably more likely that as part of their divorce settlement, he had her say that to get some more cash, but maybe...The largest human penis ever measured in the entire world was about exactly "2.8 Coke Cans" in size (1 can in girth).
I'm sure coke cans are used as the universal worldwide measurement standard!
You do realize babies pass through there. It's an amazingly accommodating organ.
Story seems fishy, maybe they waited for marriage, but after dating and then marriage the size was suddenly to much to continue on with? Don't care either way, but sounded like a shock value attention grab bit.
Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?
medaille wrote:
It's probably more likely that as part of their divorce settlement, he had her say that to get some more cash, but maybe...The largest human penis ever measured in the entire world was about exactly "2.8 Coke Cans" in size (1 can in girth).
I bet that was a strange google inquiry for your history lol
JimmyinSD wrote:
Story seems fishy, maybe they waited for marriage, but after dating and then marriage the size was suddenly to much to continue on with? Don't care either way, but sounded like a shock value attention grab bit.
Smells fishy.
Kalil's troubles with defensive ends continue.
Should have been a perfect pairing, as both unable to handle gap penetrators.
medaille wrote:
It's probably more likely that as part of their divorce settlement, he had her say that to get some more cash, but maybe...The largest human penis ever measured in the entire world was about exactly "2.8 Coke Cans" in size (1 can in girth).
medaille wrote:
It's probably more likely that as part of their divorce settlement, he had her say that to get some more cash, but maybe...The largest human penis ever measured in the entire world was about exactly "2.8 Coke Cans" in size (1 can in girth).
Not to brag, but I can cover 3 coke cans
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