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There should be an investigation

MaroonBells
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…into what happened to Mason Graham. Because flabby beer-league guy is going to get himself hurt. This obvious imposter with mom tits and more rolls than a well fed Shar-Pei should immediately turn himself in to authorities and show where he's got the Michigan All-American holed up. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

#1 · Jul 2, 11:08 AM
purplefaithful
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Lol...WTH is CHOAS?

He's got the thick frame.

A year in the weight room will do him some good...

Reminds me of this little fella;

edited Jul 2, 2025 11:36 AM

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

#2 · Jul 2, 11:20 AM
greediron
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Purplefaithful wrote:
Lol...WTH is CHOAS?

Must be some white boy lingo for chaos?

#3 · Jul 2, 11:51 AM
JustInTime
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purplefaithful wrote:
Lol...WTH is CHOAS?

He's got the thick frame.

A year in the weight room will do him some good...

Reminds me of this little fella;


It’s Spanish for bitch tits.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

#4 · Jul 2, 11:58 AM
BigAl99
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The Khaki cargo shorts just complete the look.

#5 · Jul 3, 1:50 AM
JustInTime
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BigAl99 wrote:
The Khaki cargo shorts just complete the look.

Probably rocking some New Balance cleats too

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

#6 · Jul 3, 2:03 AM
JimmyinSD
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BigAl99 wrote:
The Khaki cargo shorts just complete the look.

I feel I must defend the khaki cargo short kingdom... those are not it.  these actually look like athletic pants that were cut off,  like jorts but not quite as redneck.

Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?

#7 · Jul 3, 4:05 AM
BigAl99
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JimmyinSD wrote:

I feel I must defend the khaki cargo short kingdom... those are not it.  these actually look like athletic pants that were cut off,  like jorts but not quite as redneck.

Yeah that's right,   in S. Dakota they are distinct fashions, which do you rent for prom nights and weddings?

#8 · Jul 3, 6:07 AM
JimmyinSD
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BigAl99 wrote:

Yeah that's right,   in S. Dakota they are distinct fashions, which do you rent for prom nights and weddings?

we mostly just look to our neighboring states and follow the fashion trends,  and Iowa is right, denim bibs with no shirt is surprisingly more comfortable than one would image,  especially when going commando.

Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?

#9 · Jul 3, 6:20 AM
Vanguard83
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Quick hands, but doesn't appear to be a heavy-handed striker - footwork seems logy & looks like he's playing too tall IMO.
Gotta have leverage & force - change someone's spine / shoulder angle and you're gonna win.

Don't care if he looks like Jabba the Hut, if you can get off the block, you're gonna make a statement more times than not.
If you can't shed a block however - take a seat.

#10 · Jul 4, 9:24 PM
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