Forum The Longship OT: Drunkest Counties

OT: Drunkest Counties

MaroonBells
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The darker the red and purple, the drunker the county is. Having gone to college in Montana, I can attest to Missoula and Bozeman on this map, but check out Minnesota's neighbor to the east. Wow.

#1 · Mar 27, 4:59 AM
badgervike
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Wisconsin is so disappointed in Burnett County...the only one that wasn't on the drunken leaderboard (on the border with MN)

#2 · Mar 27, 5:06 AM
kmillard
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I see a few missing drunk areas.

edited Mar 27, 2025 5:56 AM
#3 · Mar 27, 5:30 AM
JustInTime
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Wisconsin shouldn’t be included because they’re professionals and everyone else is an amateur when it comes to abusing alcohol.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

#4 · Mar 27, 5:58 AM
MaroonBells
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When Wisconsin drunks graduate college and move to Colorado...

#5 · Mar 27, 6:16 AM
greediron
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Having grown up in ND, yeah, I can see some of those counties. Also seems like college towns definitely skew the map, except for Wisconsin. Yikes

#6 · Mar 27, 6:18 AM
JimmyinSD
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kmillard wrote:
I see a few missing drunk areas.

I guarantee you this has been filtered in some sorts.  There are a few counties/areas of SD that are notorious for alcoholism that reports very low.

Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?

#7 · Mar 27, 7:28 AM
Montana Tom
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Definitely the Montana college towns...amen to that.
Having lived back and forth on the border of Michigan's UP and Northern Wisconsin, I suspect the reason that the border county is not red is because most of the citizenry cross the border to Hurley, Wisconsin, where drinking is an art form. Back in the 1920's there were over 120 liquor licenses in a four block stretch of their little downtown, at the height of the iron mining era.

#8 · Mar 27, 11:06 AM
badgervike
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JimmyinSD wrote:

I guarantee you this has been filtered in some sorts.  There are a few counties/areas of SD that are notorious for alcoholism that reports very low.

Yea.  I don't think the tribes are picked up in these numbers.

#9 · Mar 27, 11:18 AM
comet52
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I spent 20 years living in a purple county in Wisconsin but I've moved up now to a relatively sober dark red one.

#10 · Mar 27, 11:52 AM
MaroonBells
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More info on this...
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While Wisconsin is the booziest state in America, the booziest county designation belongs to an area in Montana. Using the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's categorization of excessive drinking and data from County Health Rankings And Roadmaps, IntoxiStates.com created an interactive map showing a county-wide breakdown of American drinking habits. America's booziest county is Gallatin County in Montana, where over a quarter (26.8 percent) of residents are excessive drinkers. 
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Seems a little odd to me. This is Gallatan County. It's a stone's throw from where River Runs Through it was Filmed. I don't know what a drunk county looks like but this isn't what I would think of. Unless it's all about the college kids in Bozeman. 

#11 · Mar 27, 12:06 PM
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Damn...I'm gonna have to up my imbibing to get King County, WA, into contention.

I'll do my level damnedest!

KOC, JJM, Flores...make a good plan, or you'll be following Kwesi....

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