OT: Dad Joke Thread....

[dadevike]

Got to break this one out today

There was this dyslexic agnostic amnesiac that lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

minor correction: instead of amnesiac (someone who lost his memory) use insomniac (someone who lays awake - has trouble sleeping). But funny joke nonetheless.

[greediron]

minor correction: instead of amnesiac (someone who lost his memory) use insomniac (someone who lays awake - has trouble sleeping). But funny joke nonetheless.

Ok, I am the amnesiac and you are 100% correct.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.

Haha, I like those.